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Best Show Ever

from Keep it Moist by Humpasaur Jones

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to the ladies with drinks in the club, finish em up
that dude's only nice cuz he thinks you're slut
to all the dudes in the house tonight,
yeah, you can fuck off...it's crowded, right?
whoever we're supposed to be opening for
start turning lights off and closing the door
it's over, no more of this rapping shit
hip hop is dead and you're wack, I quit
been rapping 10 years, still constantly broke
either I'm stupid or I suck and it's probably both
all you poodles in your studio, reading your rhymes
me and chris dizzy gonna eat you alive
we can take it to the stage, let the people decide
you ain't got shit to say, that's the reason you lie, chump
of course, I'm exactly the same,
only happier, paid to be rapping and famous,
all the ladies in front can't dance for shit
cuz you got chubby legs and gigantic hips
and to all you intellectuals who get the joke
I will club you to death with my erection, bro
any feminists who got a problem with this
will get gobs of my jizz massaged in their tits
I just cannot be offensive enough
because getting attention is more expensive than drugs

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from Keep it Moist, released July 7, 2007
Produced by Prophis.

Recorded and Mixed at Liquid Wet Studios in St. Albans, Vermont. (Seriously.)

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