I see you with a fat white dude in some ass high boots and you act like you don't me
but I'm hypnotized by your liquid thighs and you jiggle by so slowly
yeah, music and drinks will make humans extinct and that's a beautiful thing when I'm sober
thinking up my next great move when the feds came through like checkmate, dude, it's over
HOLD UP
the trickster god who pissed your sister off when my opinions got a little spicy
but I lost a career to weed, coffee and beer, it doesn't shock me to hear you don't like me, bay-bay
basically, kids, let me explain it like this, I ain't angry and pissed, I'm just different
and the vodka fluids got me talking stupid so just watch me do this long distance,
listen
...yeah great, pass the mic, cuz I'm running with this shit
my swollen member's got it's own agendas and I'm known back home for double dipping chips (what?)
you got photographs of my scrotum waxed, yo, that's old, I'll fax you some new stuff
(WHAT?) if you don't feel this track, let's deal with that, but hey, we'll be back in a few months PEACE
...
but real cats know exactly how that goes
we're getting mad stoned, hailing a cab home, and doing the backwards backseat backstroke
whatever that means, I don't even really KNOW
...
so blazed it's ridiculous, grazing on clitoris, too lazy to finish, wait, what?
yo my man Chris D needs a tantric freak with a tan physique and great butt
and my brother HP likes the runaway queens who are under eighteen and hate life
but me, I watch for the cops and smoke quality pot because I've already got a great wife

the trickster god who pissed your sister off when my opinions got a little spicy
but I lost a career to weed, coffee and beer, it doesn't shock me to hear you don't like me
basically, kids, let me explain it like this, I ain't angry and pissed, I'm just different
and the vodka fluids got me talking stupid so just watch me do this long distance, LISTEN