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Sphincter

from Keep it Moist by Humpasaur Jones

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lyrics

you need to relax that sphincter, baby
you're all tensed up inside
just relax that sphincter, baby
let me open up your mind

even the hot virgins are just not worth it
give me a nice cougar who can stoke the balls perfect
I'm serious, looking for ladies with experience
with getting getting stoned and doing home video appearances
and young hippies, I know it's perverted and wrong
but the way she's working the bong is somehow turning me on
before I make a move, I consider the basics
it takes a little persuasion before you tickle her anus
make sure the lube is warm enough before you stuff
your pinky in that horny butt
now when you rub it at first, it's gonna fuck with her nerves
just imagine taking a dump in reverse
that's the feeling, you could have her squealing in pain
and even if it goes good, you gotta deal with the stains
but if she starts moaning softly, you know that it's love
so go for the thumb, time to really open her up
so forget singles bars and wet T-shirt contests
you don't need the nonsense when you see the process
congratulations, now you know the routine
addressing her emotional needs with lotion and beads

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from Keep it Moist, released July 7, 2007
Beat produced by DJ Squid.

Recorded and Mixed in Shelburne, VT by Matt Scott, Ryan Hare and Justin Boland.

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